Subject: Reindeer in a Bar
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 26 2000 - 19:00:27 EST
"Reindeer in a Bar"
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep
South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied
up to the bar and ordered a martini.
Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed
and poured the drink, set it in front of the
reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar
bill from the reindeer's hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in
change, he said, "You know, I think you're
the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of
change and said, "Hmmmpf. I'll tell you
something, buddy. At these bloody prices,
I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
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