Subject: Christmas Blessing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Dec 22 2000 - 05:31:18 EST
"Christmas Blessing"
Little Johnny's mother volunteered to host the
Christmas dinner this year for all the aunts and
uncles, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews and
so forth. Just before supper time, Mom took
Johnny aside and told him to say the blessing.
"But what'll I say, Mom?"
"Before we eat, you say what you've heard me
say many times."
The boy stood with the other folks around the
table and when his mother nodded to him, he said,
"Good Lord... Oh Good Lord... How did I get stuck
cooking this stupid meal this year?
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