Subject: Tail Of A Kitten
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 21 2000 - 06:53:34 EST
"Tail Of A Kitten"
A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the
blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if
they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat.
Little Mary has the first attempt and answers,
"By fur, Miss?"
The teacher replies, "Not quite right, Mary, but
a good try."
Meanwhile all during the lesson, Little Johnny
is sitting down the back raising his hand in the
air saying, "Me, Miss!" "Me, Miss!"
The next student the teacher's picks is Peter,
and he answers "Is it attached by skin, Miss?"
The teacher replies... "Not quite right either,
Peter... Anyone else want to try?"
Finally, the teacher had no choice but to pick
Little Johnny. She said to Johnny, "What do
you think the tail is attached by?"
Johnny replied, "Judging by the size of those
nuts on the cat... I'd say, it would have to be
bolted on!"
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