Subject: What An Artist!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 20 2000 - 04:11:15 EST
"What An Artist!"
One day, a painter found himself short of help
and went to the unemployment office to hire
someone for the day. When he arrived, they
didn't have any painters available, but they did
have a gynecologist there. He reluctantly took
him along to help.
A couple of weeks later, the painter returned
to the unemployment office needing temporary
help again. This time there were two painters
there, but instead he asked for the gynecologist
again.
The clerk asked, "Why do you want a
gynecologist when we have two professional
painters you can take right now?"
He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the
gynecologist, we arrived at the house and it
was locked with nobody home. But I'll be
damned if that gynecologist didn't stick his hand
through the mail slot and paint the whole house!!"
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