Subject: Holiday Card
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 19 2000 - 05:59:50 EST
"Small Town Religion"
It was a small town and the Catholic Priest,
the Protestant Minister and the Jewish Rabbi
were very good friends. Of course, there was
a lot of kidding and joking between them all
year long.
To their surprise, the Catholic Priest and
Protestant Minister received a Christmas
card from the Rabbi.
It read:
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
When the Messiah really comes
You'll wish you were Jewish.
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"Holiday Card"
I was taking a shower when my two-year-old
son came into the bathroom and wrapped
himself in toilet paper. Although he made a
mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my
camera and took a few shots. They came out
so well that I had copies made and included
one with each of our Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture,
laughing hysterically, and suggested I take a
closer look at it. Puzzled, I stared at the photo
and was shocked to discover that, in addition
to my son, I had captured my reflection in the
mirror - wearing nothing but a camera! This
is one holiday greeting my family will never
forget! (D.D. Duluth, Minnesota)
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