Something Christmassy

Subject: Something Christmassy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 18 2000 - 14:58:29 EST

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"Something Christmassy"

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates
waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must
present something "Christmassy."

The first man searches his pocket, and finds
some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is
also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks,
"How do these represent Christmas?"

"Easy," he grins, "They're Carol's."

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