Subject: Spelling Again
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 11 2000 - 08:09:42 EST
"Spelling Again"
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,
class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Johnson,
me, me!"
Teacher says, "All right, little Johnny, what is
your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Unperturbed, the teacher smiles and says, "Wow,
little Johnny, that's a mouthful!"
Little Johnny smirks and replies, "No, Miss Johnson,
you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about a wank."
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