Subject: Santa's Recount
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 11 2000 - 08:08:50 EST
"A Guide For Giving The Ideal Gift"
For a Man: Something that can be assembled,
fixed, eaten, or played with.
For a Child: Something that can be broken,
eaten, or played with.
For a Woman: Something that can be related to.
For a Teacher: Something with class.
For a Dog: Something that can be eaten,
chewed, or chased.
For a Dentist: Something that can be filled,
drilled, or pulled.
For a Postal Worker: Something that can be
licked, or stamped.
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"Santa's Recount"
Ho Ho Ho,
Hello out there all people of the world.
This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know
that Christmas may be a little late this year.
See after checking all the boxes and tallying
them up, I found some problems with the results.
The first result showed:
428,534,120 Good
428,523,119 Bad
The second result showed:
428,534,118 Good
428,523,121 Bad
So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and
deliver presents while knowing I could have
made a mistake. Maybe, Little Johnny was
good for once, then again, maybe not.
So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and
the Mrs. to help do a recount. We hope to have
this finished up by 5pm on the 24th of December,
but there is a possibility that it might take longer.
You see, the tally cards were not quite clear to
me, although I made them my-self, I forgot what
they meant.
You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check
marks I used were not all the same, some went
left, some right, some were just a mark. Some
went through both boxes, and some didn't even
have much of a mark on them. I leave it up to
them to decide what I meant.
So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and
there are no presents under your tree, at least
you can tell the kids the story. Thank you for your
patience and understanding in these times.
Santa
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