Subject: Perplexed Priest
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Dec 02 2000 - 09:15:09 EST
"A Bible Lesson"
Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother
what he had learned in Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how G-d sent
Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission
to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got
to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a
pontoon bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio
headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge, and all the
Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher
taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher
did, you'd never believe it!"
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"Perplexed Priest"
A priest was walking along the school corridor
near the preschool wing when a group a little
ones were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria.
One little lad of about three or four stopped and
looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked,
"Why do you dress funny?" He told him that he
was a priest and that this is the uniform priests
wear. Then he pointed to the priest's little plastic
collar insert and asked, "Does it hurt? Do you
have a Boo-boo?" The priest was perplexed till
he realized that to him the collar insert looked
like a bandaid.
So the priest took it out to show him. On the
back of the collar are raised letters giving the
name of the manufacturer. The little guy felt
the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know
what those words say?"
"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough
to read. Peering intently at the letters he said,
"It says, 'Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"
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