Subject: Fantasy vs. Reality
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Dec 01 2000 - 07:43:37 EST
"Fantasy vs. Reality"
(F = Fantasy, R = Reality)
F: He'll lavish you with gifts for no particular
reason.
R: You've got him confused with Santa Claus,
who's already married, anyway.
F: He'll be tall.
R: He'll say he's five-foot-ten, although you'll
tower over him at five-seven.
F: He'll look at no other women.
R: He still thinks Sharon Stone, the swimsuit
model in Sports Ill, and the young babysitter
down the street all want to meet him.
F: You'll be in his every thought.
R: He'll spend half his life obsessing about a
receding hairline;the other half rehashing the
latest game on ESPN.
F: He'll be witty.
R: He'll still tell knock-knock jokes.
F: You'll share the same interests.
R: He'll cancel a romantic evening with you
for a tractor pull.
F: He always walk beside you, smother you
with kisses, and give you unconditional love.
R: Now you've got him confused with the
family dog!
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