Subject: Dog in Fire truck?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 29 2000 - 09:04:08 EDT
"Addition Lesson"
Miss Figpot was giving a lesson to her first
grade class. "If I had seven oranges in one
hand and eight oranges in the other, what
would I have?" She asked
Little Johnny jumped up and announced to the
class, "big hands!"
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"Why Is The Dog With A Fire Truck?"
There were 3 young kids who noticed that a fire
truck that was passing by with it's sirens sounding.
On the front seat was a dog. Of course, they had
their own explanations for this.
Little girl, "The dog is there to keep the people away
from the fire while the firemen put the fire out."
Another little girl, "No, the dog is there to give the
firemen good luck."
And last but not least a little boy firmly ended the
discussion by saying, "No, no, no!!! The dog is
needed to find the hydrant!"
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