Subject: My Kittens!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 23 2000 - 07:35:19 EDT
"My Kittens!"
Three female cats were bragging about
their kittens. The first cat said, "My kittens
are part Persian. Their father was a pure
Persian cat." The third cat said nothing.
The second cat said, "Well, that is nothing.
My kittens are part Siamese. Their father
was a pure bread Siamese." The third
cat said still said nothing.
Then the first two cats asked her,
"What are your kittens?"
She replied, "Oh, I don't know. I had my
head stuck in the tuna can at the time."
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