Subject: The Moment Of Truth
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 22 2000 - 13:28:30 EDT
"X-Perspective"
Sometimes a couple years' perspective changes
everything. After I broke up with my ex two year
ago, I was convinced that she was crazy and a
spawn of the lower pits of hell.
I bumped into her on the street the other day,
and we had a nice five minute conversation.
Of course, it was gratifying seeing the hilarious
look on her face when I told her that I was engaged.
Probably almost as funny as the look on my face
when I found out she's married with a kid.
She won again!
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"The Moment Of Truth"
For months he had been her devoted admirer.
Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient
courage to ask her the most momentous of all
questions.
"There are quite a lot of advantages to being a
bachelor ," he began," but there comes a time
when one longs for the companionship of
another being -- a being who will regard one
as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as
one's absolute property; who will be kind and
faithful when times are hard; who will share
one's joys and sorrows - "
To his delight he saw a sympathetic gleam
in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement.
She replied," I think its a great idea... I would
help you choose your pet dog."
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