Got Any Drugs?

Subject: Got Any Drugs?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Aug 22 2000 - 13:22:02 EDT

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"Got Any Drugs?"

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor
was called as a witness. The defense attorney
asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs
from the defendant?"

"No sir," answered the man.

"Did you ever get any from his wife?"

"No sir."

"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"

"Uh - excuse me, sir," the witness said, "but we're
still talking about drugs here, right?"

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