Subject: Without A Nurse Present?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:12:37 EDT
"Visit A Gynecologist Without A Nurse Present?"
Well, that's just what the young woman in this
story does. See, she's late for her appointment,
and the doctor has already sent his nurse home
for the day. He's closing up when the patient
dashes in. "Doctor, doctor, please examine me
today. I live on a remote island three ferry-rides
from here. It takes me 4 hours to get to your
part of the city."
"I can't, I'm afraid. No nurse."
"That's all right doctor," insists this beautiful
young woman, "Lets do it! Please! Right away!"
The doctor still looks dubious, but at last he says,
"Ok, take your clothes off & let me have a look."
She strips off her clothes & reclines on his table.
"Raise your knees and let your thighs spread wide."
She does this.
"This is serious," the doctor tells her, following
a close inspection.
"Oh no, doctor, what could be the matter?"
"This entire area," he tells her, squatting in
front of her, "is going to have to be numbed.
Just lie back & try to relax."
She lies back & tries to relax. The doctor leans
forward and begins to go...
"NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM...."
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