Subject: Two Bums Downtown
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 27 2000 - 22:56:19 EDT
"Two Bums Downtown"
Two out of work bums decided that they would
be better off in a more downtown location so
they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off
in the city's red-light district.
A hooker approached one of the bums and said,
"Say guy... Would you like a hand job?"
The bum shook his head and said, "Errr... no,
it's ok."
A few minutes later another hooker approached
the bums and said, "Say guys... Would you like
a blow job?"
The bum again shook his head and said, "Errr...
no, it's ok."
After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy
and said, "We'd better go back where we came
from. We've only been here 10 minutes, and
we've been offered two jobs already!"
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