Subject: The Truth About Masturbation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 25 2000 - 14:20:31 EDT
"The Truth About Masturbation"
----FACTS------------------------
Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human Male"
98% of males (including married men) admitted to
masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week.
(and,... 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted
adultery) (Kinsey, et al. 1948)
Current population - 134,349,027 *MEN* in the United
States (www.census.gov 7PM-EST 02/01/2000)
----ASSUMPTION-------------------
It takes at least ten minutes (on average)
for a man to masturbate.
----LET'S DO THE NUMBERS---------
134,349,027 men in the United States X 3 wack-offs/week
= 403,047,081 wack-offs/week
6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week
= 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
403,047,081 wack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week
= 399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor)
= 391,851 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
----CONCLUSION-------------------
At any given moment (on average), 391,851 men in the
United States are wacking-off.
So... be careful who you shake hands with!
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