Subject: Wrong Feet?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 23 2000 - 02:27:52 EDT
"Wrong Feet?" {A true story by a subscriber.}
My 3 year old son put his shoes on by himself.
I noticed that they were on backwards.
I said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at me with a raised brow and said,
"Don't kid me, Dad. I know they're my feet!"
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"Boots"
There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried,
so the teacher asked him what was wrong.
He sobbed, "I can't find my boots." The teacher
looked around the classroom and saw a pair of
boots, "Are these yours?"
"No, they're not mine," the boy shook his head.
The teacher and the boy searched all over the
classroom for his boots. Finally, the teacher
gave up, "Are you SURE those boots are not
yours?"
"I'm sure," the boy sobbed, "mine had snow
on them."
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