Subject: More on Mothers in Law
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Apr 22 2000 - 02:32:46 EDT
"Who?"
The SOB (School of Business) Dean at the
University of Northern Colorado was a victim
of a hit and run.
He was just getting to his feet when a policeman
ran up to help.
"My damn mother-in-law just tried to run me
over!" the shaken SOB Dean told the cop.
"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.
"How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"
"I recognized the laugh!"
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"The Gift"
A husband and wife were shopping when the
wife said, "Darling, it's my mothers birthday
tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She
would like something electric."
The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
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"Drowning"
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman
flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the
man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
The man said, "My wife is drowning, and I can't swim.
Please save her! I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes,
he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and
swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man,
the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred?"
The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the
third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my
mother-in-law."
The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just
my luck. How much do I owe you?"
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