Subject: Home Schooling
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 16 2000 - 05:23:17 EDT
"Things Homeschooling Moms Don't Want To Hear"
"My science project got loose in the kitchen!"
"I can't find a pencil!"
"But naps are for *little* kids!"
"I found that bunch of videos you thought you took
back to the library last month!"
"Wait, mom -- that's not your toothbrush, that's
my guinea pig's grooming brush."
"Grandma wants to know when I'm gonna get
to go to *real* school!"
"Hello? Oh, she's in the bathroom. Well, let me
see if the cord will reach...."
"Mommy, why is my goldfish swimming on his
back?"
"Bobby's mom always takes them to McDonald's
after they finish their lessons."
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"Things Homeschooled Kids Don't Want To Hear"
"Just wait until your father gets home!"
"Well, maybe we ought to send you back to school
if you feel that way about it."
"If you're bored, I've got some chores for you."
"I'm only doing this for your own good."
"Someday you'll thank me for this."
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