Subject: Adam's Rib
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 12 2000 - 15:30:09 EDT
"Adam's Rib"
In Sunday School, they were teaching how Lord
created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
they told him how Eve was created out of one
of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill, and said,
"Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded,
"I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
a wife."
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"Adam & Eve"
When Adam stayed out very late for a few
nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women,"
she charged. "You're being unreasonable,"
Adam responded. "You're the only woman
on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep,
only to be awakened by someone poking
him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam
demanded.
"Counting your ribs."
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