Subject: More General Motors Laugh Lines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 09 2000 - 19:08:15 EDT
"General Motors HelpLine"
HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how
can I help you?"
Customer: "Your cars suck!"
HelpLine: "What's wrong?"
Customer: "It crashed, that's what wrong!"
HelpLine: "What were you doing?"
Customer: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed
the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It
worked for a while and then it crashed and it
won't start now!
HelpLine: "It's your responsibility if you misuse
the product. What do you expect us to do
about it?"
Customer: "I want you to send me one of the
latest version that doesn't crash any more!"
HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can
I help you?"
Customer: "Hi, I just bought my first car, and
I chose your car because it has automatic
transmission, cruise control, power steering,
power brakes, and power door locks."
HelpLine: "Thanks for buying our car. How can
I help you?"
Customer: "How do I work it?"
HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "Do I know how to what?"
HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "I'm not a technical person. I just
want to go places in my car!"
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