Subject: Hillbilly Demonstration
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 06 2000 - 08:28:32 EDT
"Hillbilly Sex Demonstration"
A typical family of hillbillies, Paw , Maw , Jethro and
little Sally.
One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?"
Paw says, "Since you are a big boy I will show you."
Paw hollers, "Maw get yourself in here!" Paw then
says, "Maw, take your clothes off and get on the
bed. Now spread your legs."
Paw says, "Jethro see that thar little hole? Now
watch this!"
In the midst of Paw's demonstration Little Sally
comes in and exclaims, "What is going on?"
Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about sex."
Little Sally asks, "What is Sex?"
Jethro replies, "See that little hole on Paw?
Now watch this!"
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