Subject: Cutting Class
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 06 2000 - 08:09:57 EDT
"Late Again"
A college chemistry professor could not help
but notice that one of his students was late to
class for the third time that week. Before
class ended he went around the room asking
students some questions about the day's lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
"And who was it that discovered uranium?" the
professor asked.
"I don't know," the student said.
"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr.
Winters, you would know," said the professor.
"That's not true," the student replied. "I never
pay attention!"
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"Cutting Class"
"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the
hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're
cutting this time?"
"Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like
it's like I really don't like think like that's really
important, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like
I don't get anything out of it."
"It's Mrs. Dulls' English class, isn't it?" replied
the smiling teacher.
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