Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 28 Sep 1999 14:45:18 -0400
"Anonymous Gift"
A young couple got married and went
away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks
they came back and finally put away all
of the presents they received from friends
and family. Since this was a new home,
the process took some time. The silver
went into the closet, items were put on
the walls for display and some of the
more intimate apparel was put in the
bedroom drawers.
A week later, they received in the mail two
tickets for a popular show where tickets
were impossible to get. They were very
excited and warmed by the gesture of the
person who sent this. Inside the envelope,
however, was only a small piece of paper
with a single line.
"Guess who sent them."
The pair had much fun trying to identify the
donor, but failed in the effort. They went to
the theatre, and had a wonderful time. On
their return home late at night, still trying to
guess the identity of the unknown host, they
found the house stripped of every article of
value. And on the bare table in the dining-
room was a piece of paper on which was
written in the same hand as the enclosure
with the tickets:
"Well, now you know!"
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"An Escaped Convict"
An escaped convict broke into a house
and tied up a young couple who had been
sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband
turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound
up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and
whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a
woman in years. Just cooperate with
anything he wants. If he wants to have sex
with you, just go along with it and pretend
you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,
"I'm so relieved you feel that way, because
he just told me he thinks you have a really
nice, tight-looking butt!!!!!!!"
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