Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 19 Sep 1999 04:41:24 -0400
"Why Are Wedding Dresses White?"
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his
wedding night goes to his mother
with the following question. "Mom,
why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and
replies, "Son, this shows the town
that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes
off to double-check this with his
father. "Dad why are wedding
dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in
surprise and says, "Son, all
household appliances come in white."
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"Pork Juicer"
A man and his 5 year old son, whose
favorite pastime was nagging for anything
and everything, were in a technology fair
in Germany. The man as well his son was
amazed with the technological advances
of the late nineties.
They pass through a popcorn counter, and
the little one starts shouting for a bag. Then
they pass by a special shop selling hi-tech
juicers and giving demos. The salesman
was shouting," Put the fruits in and get the
juice..." They went in, the son starts crying
for an orange juice. Then he had mango
juice and melon juice. Then they come in
front of a big machine, which takes in pigs
and delivers 'Pork' juice from a designated
outlet. The son started shouting for a 'pork'
juice.
When he is finished, he said to his father,
"Dad, what a nice machine! Is there any
machine which takes in juice and delivers
pigs from a designated outlet."
"Yes, of course. Your mother."
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