Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 18 Sep 1999 03:10:52 -0400
"The Darkened Theater"
A strained voice called out through the
darkened theater, "Please, is there a
doctor in the house?!"
Several men stood up as the lights
came on.
An older lady pulled her daughter to
stand next to her, "Good, are any of
you doctors single and interested in
a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
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"Welcome Home?"
A daughter comes home from the peace
corps in Africa and surprises her mother
who is in the process of lighting the
Friday night candles and serving the
matzoh ball soup.
The mother is so thrilled she can't stop
hugging and kissing her daughter.
Finally she says, "Sit down, darling.
Tell me all about what you were doing."
Her daughter says, "Mom, I got married."
"Oy, mazel tov," says the mother. "How
could you do that without telling me?
What's he like? What does he do?
Where is he?"
"He's waiting outside on the porch
while I tell you."
"What are you talking about? Bring him in.
I want to meet my new son-in-law."
The daughter brings him in and to her
consternation the mother sees a black
man standing before her wearing a big
grin, a feathered cod piece, an
enormous head dress, animal tooth
beads and he is holding a very tall
spear in an upright position.
The mother grabs her daughter, slaps
her back and forth on both cheeks and
screams, "Dummy, Stupid, Idiot.....
I said a RICH doctor!"
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