Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 18 Sep 1999 03:06:33 -0400
"Bad Blind Date"
Jerry let his friend set him up on a blind
date. After an evening of pure hell, he
called his friend to give him a piece of
his mind.
Sam answered the phone only to hear
the rage in Jerry's voice.
"What is your problem?" Sam asked.
"Damn you!" Jerry raged. "It was terrible!
Pure hell, I tell you! Her measurements
were 36-24-36!"
"Terrible?" exclaimed the friend, "I can't
understand why you're complaining!" Sam
shouted back. " She was really well built!"
Jerry yelled, "Sam, you jerk, her other leg
was the same!"
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"Frog Granting Wishes"
A family is driving in their car on holidays.
A frog crosses the road and the husband,
who is driving, is able to stop the car. He
gets out and takes the frog and carries
him to the side of the road.
The frog is grateful, thanks the man and
tells him that he will grant him a wish.
The man says,
"Please make my dog win the next dog race."
The frog asks to look at the dog which
limps out of the car. The frog notices that
the dog only has three legs, it is very fat,
and can barely move at all so he tells the
man that he thinks it is almost impossible
to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will
tell him another wish.
The man says,
"Well, then please make my wife win the
next beauty contest in the area."
The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out
of the car. Wife comes out of the car and
approaches the frog. The frog turns to the
man and says, "Could I please have
another look at the dog?"
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