Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Thu, 28 Oct 1999 20:51:43 -0400
"Scare Me!"
Little Johnny and Little Mary were walking home
from school one day. As they walked along, they
saw two dogs knotted up along side the road,
doing it, well, doggy style.
"What are they doing, Johnny?" Mary asked.
Well, Little Johnny, being a man of the world for
all his 12 years, knew what they were doing but
was embarrassed to say it, so he said, "Well,
he's scaring her." Little Mary said, "Oh."
They walked a little farther, and Little Mary said,
"Scare me, Little Johnny." Well, Little Johnny
thought, "What the Hell." So he took her into
the bushes and "scared" her.
After they were finished, they started walking
home again. Pretty soon, they walked past a
stallion mounting a mare in the field. "What
are they doing, Little Johnny ?", she asked.
"Well, he's scaring her." So Little Mary said,
"Scare me again, Johnny." Well, Little
Johnny took her into the bushes and "scared"
her again.
After they were finished, they started walking
home again. Pretty soon, you guessed it, they
saw a bull and a heifer in the field, going at it.
"What are they doing, Little Johnny?" she
innocently (?) asked again. "Well, he's scaring
her" Little Johnny said once again. After a few
more minutes of walking, Little Mary said,
"Scare me again, Little Johnny."
Now Little Johnny, being a little tired by now,
had just about had enough, so he yelled out,
"Boo, damn it, boo!"
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