Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Thu, 21 Oct 1999 19:30:01 -0400
"25 Things You Should Never Say to a Naked Man"
1 I've smoked joints fatter than that.
2 Ahh, it's so cute.
3 Who circumcised you?
4 Why don't we just cuddle?
5 Wow, and your feet are so big.
6 My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
7 It's OK, we'll work around it.
8 Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
9 Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10 My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
11 Let me go get my tweezers.
12 How sweet, you brought incense!
13 This explains your car.
14 Are you one of those pygmies?
15 All right! A treasure hunt!
16 Why is Lord punishing you?
17 Do you take steroids?
18 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
19 Let me know when you're done.
20 Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
21 Are you cold?
22 If you get me real drunk first...
23 Is that an optical illusion?
24 Were you neutered?
25 So, this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.
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