Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 16 Oct 1999 12:19:17 -0400
"Mistaken Drunk"
A drunk phoned police to report that
thieves had been in his car. "They've
stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator,"
he cried out.
However, before the police investigation
could start, the phone rang a second time,
and the same voice came over the line,
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got
in the back seat by mistake!"
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"Excuses For Driving Accidents"
What follows are REAL excuses from drivers
when asked to sum up their accident in the
fewest words possible:
1. The pedestrian had no idea which way to
run, so I ran him over.
2. I thought mh window was down, but I
found it was up when I put my head through it.
3. The guy was all over the road, I had to
swerve a number of times before I hit him.
4. The other car collided with mine without
giving warning of its intention.
5. I collided with a stationary truck which
was coming the other way.
6. A truck backed through my windshield
into my wife's face.
7. My car was legally parked as it backed
into the other vehicle.
8. I was sure the old fellow would never
make it to the other side of the road when
I struck him.
9. A pedestrian hit me and went under
my car.
10. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
telephone pole.
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