Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 05 Oct 1999 06:15:06 -0400
"Exhausted Newlyweds"
The newlyweds were suffering from
exhaustion. After an examination, their
doctor advised, "It's not unusual for
young people to overdo things during
the first weeks of marriage. What you
both need is rest. For the next month
I want you to limit your sex life to those
days of the week with an "r" in them.
That is, Thursday, Friday and Saturday."
Since the end of the week was
approaching the newlyweds had no
immediate difficulty following the
medico's orders. But on the first night
of scheduled rest the young bride
found herself eager as a beaver. Hubby
fell asleep, but she tossed and turned
and finally nudged her spouse into
partial wakefulness. Expecting daylight,
and confused with the darkness, he
asked, "What day is it honey?" She
looked at him with a gleam in her eyes
and says, "Mondray."
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"Honeymoon"
Bill had just returned from a week of
honeymooning, and his best friend
asked him how it went. "The first night
we did it nine times," Bill said. "The
second night, eight times. The third night,
seven times. The fourth night, six times.
The fifth night, five times. The sixth
night, four times, and last night, nothing!"
"Nothing?" his pal asked. "How come?"
"Well, have you ever tried putting a
marshmallow in a parking meter?"
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