Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 04 Oct 1999 06:28:05 -0400
"Access Denied"
This guy calls in to complain that he gets
an "Access Denied" message every time
he logs in. It turned out he was typing his
user name and password in capital letters.
Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more,
but use lower case letters."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters
on my keyboard."
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"Blonde Interview"
The executive was interviewing a young
blonde for a position in his company. He
wanted to find out something about his
personality so he asked, "If you could
have a conversation with someone, living
or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The
living one."
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"New Chain Saw"
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut
down some trees in his back yard. He goes
to a chain saw shop and asks about various
chain saws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I
have a lot of models, but why don't you save
yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get
the top-of-the-line model. This chain saw will
cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one
day."
So, the man takes the chain saw home and
begins working on the trees. After cutting for
several hours and only cutting two cords, he
decides to quit. He thinks there is something
wrong with the chain saw. "How can I cut for
hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks
himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning
and cut all day," the man tells himself. So, the
next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the
morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till
nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five
cords.
The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The
dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords
of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this
saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself.
The very next day the man brings the saw back
to the dealer and explains the problem. The
dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes
the chain saw from the case. The dealer says,
"Hmm, it looks fine."
Then the dealer starts the chain saw, to which
the man responds, "What's that noise?
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