Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:29:22 -0400
"Blonde & A Locked Car"
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices
that she's low on gas so she stops at the gas
station. While she's pumping her gas, she
notices that she locked the keys in the car.
So, when she goes inside to pay, she asks
the attendant for a hanger so she can
attempt to open the door herself.
She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock.
Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside
to see how the blond is faring.
The blonde outside of the car is moving the
hanger around and around, while the blonde
inside of the car is saying,
"A little more to the left... a little more to the right!!"
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"Driving Blonde"
There was this Blonde driving up to a red
light at a busy intersection. For some
reason, her car just stopped running. The
light changed from green to red, and the
man behind her got impatient. The light
changed green and she still didn't move.
By now, the man was exasperated and
began honking his horn in frustration.
Two more light changes took place, and
she still didn't move. So, he kept up his
incessant honking....
The Blonde got out of her car and
went to the man who was behind her.
She asked him to roll his window down.
The man rudely demanded, "Whatsamatter?"
To which she replied, "Well, if you will
come up there and start my car, I will
come back here and honk your horn
for you."
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