Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 02:23:16 -0400
"Hot Bath"
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he'd become comfortable, the
front doorbell rang. The man got out of
the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and
a large towel, wrapped his head in a
smaller towel, and went to the door. A
salesman at the door wanted to know if
he needed any brushes. Slamming the
door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the
slippers and towels, and the man
started for the door again. He took one
step, slipped on a wet spot, fell, and hit
his back against the hard porcelain of
the tub.
Cursing under his breath, the man
struggled into his street clothes and,
with every move a stab of pain, drove
to the doctor. After examining him, the
doctor said, "You know, you've been
lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need
to relax. Why don't you go home and
take a long hot bath?"
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"Terminal Cure"
A man goes into his doctors office for an
annual physical. After a while, the doctor
comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but
we have discovered you have a condition
which only allows you another 6 weeks
to live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I
haven't felt better in years. This just can't
be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well,
you might start going down the street to
that new health spa and take a mud bath
every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," Replied the doctor, "but it will get you
used to the dirt."
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