Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 01 Oct 1999 06:38:30 -0400
"Reform Rabbis"
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto
wreck. None survived.
One minute they were driving along the
highway, talking and laughing and joking,
and the next, BOOM! they were before the
Creator of all.
Shaking his head, The Omnipotent One
looks at the three. "Reform I can understand.
But where will it end? You! Goldblum! The
ashtrays in your temple so My people could
smoke while the Torah was being read?!?"
Goldblum shuddered.
G-d went on. "I can live with that. Men are
weak, but the Word is strong!"
Goldblum sighed with relief.
"Bauman! Really, I can accept My people need
to eat, but really: serving Ham Sandwiches to
the devout at the temple during Yom Kippur?!?"
Bauman hung his head in shame.
"Even that I can allow to pass, even with the
eating of that which is not Kosher. I'm not
pleased at all with the playing fast and loose
with my people, but I can accept these
indiscretions."
Bauman also heaved a sigh of relief.
Finally, He turns to the third rabbi and says, "You,
Rabinowitz, have gone too far! Am I asking too
much? No, you flaunt the World at Me, even on
the holiest days of Rosh HaShana and Yom Kippur
by putting out a sign saying....
"Closed for the Holiday!!!"
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