Subject: Big Fight
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 15 1999 - 02:50:20 EST
"Big Fight"
Two guys have a big knife fight and really tear
each other up. One guy ends up in the hospital
bandaged from head to toe. He can't even
move his lips.
He mumbles to the doctor, "When will I be
able to laugh again?"
The doctor says, "Are you nuts? You almost died."
The guy says, "No kidding, Doc, when will I be
able to laugh again?"
The doctor says, "You're nuts. You're sewn
together with ten feet of thread. Why the hell do
you want to know when you can laugh again?"
The guy says, "Because the other guy is
getting married next week and I've got his dick
in my coat pocket."
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