Subject: Say Cheese!!!
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 14 1999 - 02:18:12 EST
"Say Cheese!!!"
On their first night to be together, the
newlywed couple go to change. The
new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful
robe. The proud husband says, "My
dear, we are married now, you can
open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her
robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh,
aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My goodness,
you are so beautiful, let me take your
picture.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can
carry your beauty next to my heart
forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture,
and then he heads into the bathroom
to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe, and
the new wife asks, "Why do you wear
a robe? We are married now." At that
the man opens his robe and she
exclaims, "Oh, OH,OH MY, let me
get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT
ENLARGED!"
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