Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 29 May 1999 07:28:26 -0400
"The Truth"
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
that most adults are hiding at least one dark
secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
He goes home, and as he is greeted by his
mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,
"Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get
home from work, and greets him with, "I know
the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your
mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school
the next day when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying,
"I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail,
opens his arms, and says, "Then come give
your real father a big hug."
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"Little Johnny's School Days"
A young female teacher was giving an assignment
to her sixth grade class one day. It was a large
assignment so she started writing high up on the
chalkboard. Suddenly, there was a giggle from
one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned
and asked, "What's so funny, Patrick?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yelled, "I don't
want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard.
Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment;
she reached to the very top of the chalkboard.
Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from
another male student. She quickly turns and
asked, "What's so funny Billy?"
"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yelled, "Get out of my classroom! This
time the punishment is more severe. I don't want
to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the
eraser when she turned around again. So she
bends over to pick it up. This time there was an
enormous burst of laughter from another male
student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny
leaving the classroom.
"Just where do you think you are going, Little
Johnny?" she demands.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school
days are over!"
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