Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 24 May 1999 08:33:58 -0400
"Swearing"
The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of
language. Where did you hear it?"
"My daddy said it." he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," explained the teacher,
"you don't know even what it means."
"I do, too!" Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car
won't start."
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"In Kindergarden"
When my sister teased her four-year-old daughter
by suggesting she liked a boy in her kindergarten
class, the little girl was quite indignant.
"No mummy, I don't," she replied, "because he's
only interested in one thing."
Shocked, my sister cautiously asked what that
might be.
"Power Rangers, of course," said the toddler.
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"Three Little Pigs"
"My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales
at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he
often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.
"One day his youngest son was sitting in his first
grade class as the teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of
the story where the first pig was trying to acquire
building materials for his home.
She said, '...And so the pig went up to the man with
a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me
sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my
house with?'
Then the teacher asked the class, 'And what do you
think that man said?'
My friend's son raised his hand and said, "I know!
I know! He said, 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next
10 minutes.
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