Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 08 May 1999 15:06:46 -0400
"Double Wedding"
Two good friends got friends got married at the same time.
They went to a hill station together with their wives for
honey-moon. They stayed in rooms opposite each other.
On the first night they had dinner together and were going
back to their rooms with their wives. There was a power
failure when they were in the corridor. They went to their
respective rooms.
One of the friends who was very devout so started to pray
before going to bed. When he finished his prayers and was
about to go to bed the power came back. To his horror he
saw his friend's wife on his bed and realized that there had
been a mix-up. He then started to run to the other room.
At this point, his friend's wife who was lying undressed on
the bed said, "Whats the rush?? Your friend does not take
the time to pray before going to bed."
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"Honeymoon Interference"
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking
parrot and taken it to their room, where much to
the groom's annoyance, the bird kept up a running
commentary on their love-making.
Finally, the groom threw a large towel over the
cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo
if he didn't quit it.
The next morning, packing to return home, the couple
couldn't close a large suitcase. The groom said,
"Darling, you get on top, and I'll try." That didn't work.
Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said,
"Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no success.
Then he said, "Look. Let's both get on top and try."
At that point, the parrot pulled away the towel with his
beak and said, "Zoo or no zoo, this, I gotta see!"
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