Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 05 May 1999 08:34:52 -0400
"If Only..."
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry
workers could decrease, eventually becoming
depressed and depleted!
Even more, bed makers will be debunked, baseball
players will be debased, landscapers will be
deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered, software engineers
will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed,
and even musical composers will eventually
decompose.
On a more positive note though, perhaps we can
hope politicians will be devoted.
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"A Who Done It???"
A workman was killed at a construction site. The
police began questioning a number of the other
workers.
Based on past brushes with the law, many of
these workers were considered prime suspects.
The electrician was suspected of wiretapping once
but was never charged.
The carpenter thought he was a stud. He tried to
frame another man one time.
The glazier went to great panes to conceal his past.
He still claims that he didn't do anything, that he was
framed.
The painter had a brush with the law several years ago.
The heating, ventilation and air conditioning contractor
is known to pack heat. He was arrested once but duct
the charges.
The mason gets stoned regularly.
The cabinet maker is an accomplished counter fitter.
Who do you think did it?
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