Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 03 May 1999 10:01:28 -0400
"Application to Leave AOL"
This form must be filled out in triplicate and e-mailed to all
the regs not less than thirty days prior to your intended
departure date. Applications will be reviewed the second
Tuesday of each week from 1:10-1:15 am. If you are
approved for departure (which ain't gonna happen so give
it up), you will be notified by e-mail on the second
Wednesday of each week.
Part A
Question 1: In no less than 5,000 word explain your reason
for desiring to be released from AOL:.
Question 2: What the hell do you think you are gonna do with
all the spare time you are gonna have?
Question 3: Do you honestly believe your family likes you
enough to talk to you?????
Part B
Personal Information
Full Given Name:________________________________
Address_______________________________________
______________________________________________
Daytime phone__________________________________
Work phone____________________________________
Parents phone__________________________________
Neighbors phone________________________________
Strangers phone_________________________________
Age____________ SSN#_____________________
Weight_______________ Height___________________
Bra size___________________ Jock size_____________
Mothers Maiden Name_____________________________
Grandmothers Country of Origin_____________________
List Ten Names, Addresses & Phone Numbers of places
that you can be reached in case of a damn "we miss you"
emergency:
(please list the above info in alphabetical order.. indicating
where you are most likely to be at what time of day)
Fill out this form and email to all known regs for review
and opinion
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This part to be completed by regs, and returned to the silly
person requesting to leave us.
(make sure you file all the personal info that was given above
in case they try to leave us anyway!! HeHeHeHe)
Application Approved: NO_______
Application Denied: YES______
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A final note to the roomie attempting to leave our family:
Please feel free to fill out the above mentioned form......
but it has already been denied so you cannot leave AOL...
or US!!!!
You are loved too much. :-)
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"Prayer For The Addicted"
Dear Lord,
Grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change,
courage to walk past the computer without turning it on
when I'm running late for work, and the wisdom to know
the difference between "come to bed now" meaning
"let's have some fun" and "come to bed NOW" meaning
"the computer has got to go."
...Amen
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