Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 01 May 1999 07:54:10 -0400
Many people lose their appetites when they are upset.
Why can't *I* develop such an ability? When I'm upset,
I want to eat! Nothing can improve my mood better than
a well prepared dessert. French pastry, anyone?
LadyHawke
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"How To Lose Weight"
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started
to discuss their home lives, one said,
"Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've
been so upset, I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least
another ten to fifteen pounds first."
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"Blonde's Camping Trip"
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Tim,
her husband, was sick so she decided to take over
for him one weekend. So, she got everyone together
and assigned different duties to each scout. Gabby
was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be
the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their
maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to
decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's
schedule and Sally would test all their equipment
before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was
excited. They arrived right on schedule and were
getting ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain.
But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally
asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course,
Mike said he would. About 10 minutes later he came
back and told Sally,
"I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the
matches you brought."
Sally replied, "I can't understand that. Those matches
should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before
we left."
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