Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 26 Mar 1999 07:45:32 -0500
Ahhh... the IRS... The less we deal with it, the better...
LadyHawke
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"IRS Payment"
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing
with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review
his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed,
"Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be
allowed to live andwork in the USA. As a citizen
you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we
expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a
giant grin on his face from ear to ear. "I thought
you were going to want me to pay with cash."
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"IRS And Its New Form"
In order to simplify tax collections in the near future,
the IRS will issue a new easier to use tax form.
They call it the 1040 Xtra EZ. After your name,
address, and Social Security number, it has only
four lines on two pages:
1040 Xtra EZ To Do Tax Form
US Government. Form Scru-u-R
Page I.
1. How much money did you make this year? $________
2. SEND IT IN. $________
Page II
1. Take out a loan for more.
2. Send it all to us. $________
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