Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 23 Mar 1999 10:57:28 -0500
"The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky / Walters
Interview"
(and yes, these really did air during the interview)
5. Victoria's Secret lingerie.
4. Burger King - featuring the song "It's My Party, and
I'll Cry if I Want To."
3. Oral-B Deluxe.
2. A promo for the TV movie "Cleopatra," with the
following voice-over: "When she was only 20, she
seduced the most powerful leader in the world."
1. Maytag's Neptune washing machine - "It actually
has the power to remove stains!"
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Hillary and Chelsea are sitting around the table having
a mother/daughter talk.
Hillary asks Chelsea, "You have been going to college
for awhile now. Have you had sex yet?"
Chelsea blushes & says, "Well... Not according to Dad."
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Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President
whose name contains all the letters from the word
"criminal." William Jefferson Clinton is the 2nd.
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"Presidential Quiz"
1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude woman
while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button"
in case of nuclear attack?
2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner
AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?
3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries
stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?
4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as
children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?
5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?
6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet
divorced her first husband -- and was branded an
"adulterer" during his re-election campaign?
7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's
wife while he was engaged to someone else?
8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's
personal secretary?
9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White
House coat closet at one point, while a secret service agent
prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?
10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his
lover about the *other* president who made love in a closet
(the one in Question 9)?
11. Which vice-president was upset because he felt that
HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive
than the president's?
12. Which future president, while a college student, loved
showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")?
BONUS QUESTION: Before he became president,
what was John F. Kennedy's nickname in Palm Beach?
a. Jack Rabbit
b. Jumper Jack
c. Mattress Jack
ANSWERS:
1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson
BONUS QUESTION: c.
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