Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:28:53 -0500
Babies, new babies... How much fun they are... Are they?
LadyHawke
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"Where's The Baby?"
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or
sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the
movements of the unborn child. The six-year
old was obviously impressed, but made no
comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher
about the impending event. The teacher finally
sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or
sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed,
"I think Mommy ate it!"
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"New Baby"
Realizing that their home just wasn't big enough
with the new baby in the house, Little Johnny's
parents discussed moving to a bigger one.
Little Johnny sat patiently listening to his parents,
then piped in,
"It's no use. He'll just follow us anyway."
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"Delivering In The Country"
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks
to deliver a baby. I was so far out that there was no
electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except
for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The
doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so
he could see while he helped the woman deliver the
baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after
a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by
the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him
to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have
crawled up there in the first place!!"
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