Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 03 Mar 1999 10:23:17 -0500
I'm a city gal. I don't think I even met a *real* cowboy
in my life. Hmmm... Maybe, I'm missing something?
LadyHawke
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"Tough Day on the Range......."
There were these cowboys cooking on a camp fire
after a hard day in the saddle. They had on hot beans
and coffee. One looked up and saw this cloud of dust
coming towards them. The cloud kept getting bigger
until he finally saw what was making it. It was a man
on a mountain lion whipping it with a rattle snake.
The man rode into the camp, jumped off the mountain
lion, kicked him in the butt and said lay down there,
coiled the snake up and threw it to the ground.
By this time the cowboys eyes were wide, and not a
word was said, as the stranger walked over to the
camp fire. He reached into the boiling pot of beans
with his hand and scooped up a handful and ate them,
grabbed the steaming coffee pot and drank it right
from the spout. The stranger kinda looked around at
the wide eyed cowboys, and reached into the hot
coals and wiped his mouth.
The stranger said, "Thanks for the meal and drink,
but I gotta go. There is a really MEAN TOUGH SOB
chasing me."
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"Tough Cowboys"
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on
the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which
cowboys are famous. A night of their tall tales begins.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got
loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled
it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's
nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a
fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made
a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands,
bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp.
And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, ......slowly stirring the
coals with his penis.
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