Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Thu, 24 Jun 1999 10:17:28 -0400
"Your Star Wars Name"
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If you want to know your Star Wars name,
just answer these three easy questions:
First: what are the first three letters of your
given name?
Second: what model car do you drive? If you
don't have a car, a bike will do. Or a scooter.
Third: what is the last prescription drug you
have taken?
The first three letters of your given name
become your Star Wars first name.
Therefore, 'Joseph' becomes Jos, 'Kevin'
becomes Kev, 'Sandra' becomes San,
'Khalid' becomes Kha, and 'Gordon'
becomes Gor. You get the picture...
Next, your car model becomes your Star Wars
last name. So if William drives an Accura, he
becomes Wil Accura. If Jeffrey drives a
Civic, he becomes Jef Civic. Again, you
get the picture...
Finally, the last prescription drug you've taken
becomes your place of origin. If there's a
number in it, then it's a planet... no number,
and it's a star system.
So, using these instructions, yer old pal
Jerky has discovered that his Star Wars
name is Jer LeSabre from the Novopheneram
system. Kinda sucky, I admit, but at least I'm
not Har Yugo from Monistat 7...
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"I Have A Bad Feeling About This..."
Apparently, a pastor friend of hers sent her a note.
It seems that a member of his congregation was a
trekkie and had used checks with various Star Trek
scenes on them. When counting tithes and offerings
each Sunday, the counting folks always got a kick out
of seeing her Star Trek checks, which, while the
scenes varied, also had a Star Trek quote (of her
choice, apparently) that never varied.
Well, the woman decided to switch to Star Wars.
She picked the famous Han Solo quote: "I have a bad
feeling about this..." to go on the various Star Wars
scenes on the checks. All was well, as the counter
folks enjoyed the new Star Wars checks for a while.
Then she decided to switch to Scenes from the Bible.
But she didn't like any of the available Bible quotations,
so she just left that part of the form she filled out for
the new checks blank.
The folks that print the checks saw the blank quote
thing and decided that she apparently wanted to
keep the same quote from Star Wars with her new
Scenes from the Bible checks.
So, the new checks had things like Moses parting
the Red Sea, with the quote: "I have a bad feeling
about this..."
And Moses going up the mountain to meet with
G-d: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
And David facing Goliath: "I have a bad feeling
about this..."
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