Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 23 Jun 1999 20:29:26 -0400
"The Art of Kissing"
{For M. in LA}
* Lip Only Kiss: When the only parts of your
bodies that touch are your lips.
* French Kiss: Lips touching, mouths open,
exploring each other with your tongues.
* Nip Kiss: When you add gentle, little
nibbles of your lover's lower lip.
* Cradling Kiss: When you hold your lover's
face in both hands while kissing.
* Switch Kiss: When you A kiss your partner's
upper lip while s/he kisses your lower lip.
* Zorro Kiss: Also known playfully as the
?Dueling Tongues? kiss.
* Sleep Kiss: Kissing your partner gently
while s/he sleeps.
* Awakening Kiss: Kissing your partner's
lips gently at first, and then increasing the
pressure until s/he awakens.
* Butterfly Kiss: When you lightly brush your
eyelashes against your partner's cheek, or
other body part.
* Red Corvette Kiss: While driving with your
partner, kissing every time you spot a red
Corvette.
* Vacuum Kiss: Sucking the air out of each
other's mouths, and then separating with a pop!
* Cordial Kiss: Taking a sip of your favorite
cordial or liqueur, keeping it in your mouth,
then kissing your partner, sharing the liquid.
* Humming Kiss: Humming her favorite love
song while kissing her... down below.
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"Professor's Definitions Of A Kiss"
Professors of different subjects define the
same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two
straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between
two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary
bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is
higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends
on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy
for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken
in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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